Welcome to darwintwineball.org!
By clicking below, I am indicating that I have a brain and can tell the difference between an entirely made-up, fabricated and bogus fake-news website that might be referring to a festival that might be held in Darwin, MN, at the same time as MN Garlic Festival, even though this entirely made-up, fabricated and bogus fake-news website seems just as plausible as the real one. I will not go tattling and whining to the poobahs of “the real one” about this site. I will not sue MN Garlic Festival, Sustainable Farming Association or any of the really cool people that work for them because I can’t take a joke and got all bent out of shape. I realize that this site contains information that bears little resemblance to reality, and is an alternative to alternate truth.