Although she’s known far and wide for being the Chef Wrangler at MN Garlic Festival*, Mary Jane Miller also has a side-gig doing television. “Twin Cities Live” pays her gobs of cash to produce a series of exposés in which she tests and rates online recipes – you know, the kind you get on Facebook ad nauseum – and then she offers an alternative that actually works and tastes good.
In this latest installment, she incinerates an online recipe for “Pull Apart Pizza Bread” and, from the ashes, magically produces a simple yet scrumptious grilled pizza.
The Stinky News was able to obtain an audio clip from the rehearsal (you can’t say things like this on live TV), in which Mary Jane refers to the author of the online recipe as “some arrant ankle-biter who doesn’t know their aioli from their a-holey”.
See the broadcast here:
*Her other titles include, but are not limited to: Mavin of Mmmmm, Vicar of Viands, Queen of Comestibles, Gourmand Guru, and Grand Dame of the Royal Order of the Allium Sativum.